Glimpses from the Life & times of Baba Bakhoran Dass

(Theatrical democracy in MERA BAHARAT MAHAAN)

(Remorse, Regrets or Destiny?)

Let it not be one among episode of the series of vidhwa vilap from an enigmatic, diabolical and vicious split personality – full of contradictions, a Megalomaniac and overall, a Devil incarnate, Baba Bakhoran Dass requests the readers to show him light.


The Almighty has always been graceful to BBD, as the life BBD has so far experienced is a good mix of ingredients that makes a wonderful chaat. The tingling taste of chaat can only be experienced, not described.


At the time of writing these lines, BBD is relishing the great blessings of the Almighty – in its all worldly gifts like good working environment, good accommodation, good food, nice ambience and facilities to take care of his physical and mental health.


Few years back, on Doordarshan primetime of Wednesdays there use to be some relief to the middleclass through a theatrical show named as DEKH BHAI DEKH, and a very popular song in item number of any cabaret show use to be MAIN HOON DEKHNE KI CHEEZ ………..


BBD is confused by latest events like student unrest across the country and explicit, vulgar; and nauseating views of some very intelligent urban (irrespective of their birthplace) elite stupid idiots in the guise of our BHAGYAVIDHAATAs. They use, abuse, misuse, exploit and pollute the minds of WE – the aam aadmi. Height of hypocrisy – at one hand they will say WE honour the judiciary but if any verdict does not suit them, then it is wonderful to see their summersaults – whether it was SHAHBAANO case or Afzal Guru or Yaqoob Mamon or Babbar Khalsa or LTTE convicts. Indian Topiwalas are truly ONE-INDIA. The basis or root cause of this confusion is whether these events are episode of DEKH BHAI DEKH or …. ?


Now, a new BHASMASURA or MAHISHASURA is created by Indian Media out of an intelligent CHHORA GANGA KINARE WALA. This chhora must know Late Ramdhari Singh Dinkar from his native, and hopefully may be distantly related too or may be from the same caste of birth. For up gradation of his already above average IQ, BBD wishes to request the readers if they can pass on this message to the HERO of JNU as on date, that he must know a name, if he does not know (but must be knowing that both of them represent same area and views) Late Kameshwar Singh. First it was Nayak of Kausambi, now the HERO of JNU ridiculing his adversaries. To BBD, this country does not need any external enemies, we are highly skilled to destroy ourselves like curse of DURWASA to the offsprings of Kaurvas of Mahabharat.


If somebody is making efforts to cleanse the mess created by our forefathers like Baapu, Chacha and Co. Jantoo like Morarji bhai, Raja Manda and AK67 &Co. a good number of people are now upset, offended and feel that India has become INTOLRENT since last few months and it was truly Raamrajya earlier. The greatest Demon is reincarnated as Narendra Modi who has come again as VAKASURA.


Will any body help this stupid idiot – author of these lines, in clearing the hazy picture of growth of MERA BHARAT? Ehsaan tera hoga…



Author: mahesh3006

A retired development banker with strong bias towards rural development through microcredit